Kinder Burnout Sticker – The Extra Portion of Exhaustion
White and red, the black-and-red „kinder“ on top, „burnout“ underneath in that gooey chocolate lettering: it looks like the bar your mum put in your lunchbox before violin at 2 pm, Mandarin at 4 pm and toddler judo at 6 pm. The Kinder Burnout is the honest variety: the extra portion of milk is an extra portion of exhaustion, and instead of hazelnut there's a ten-year-old inside who already has back pain.
Where the bar should stick
On the laptop that shows the first meeting at 7 am and the last at 10 pm. On your gym bottle, where you wreck yourself „for yourself“ after twelve hours in the office. On the locker of the colleague who has been „just before holiday“ for three years. On the flat-share fridge, right next to the colour-coded calendar. On the pram, as an early warning. And of course on your nephew's lunchbox, so he already knows what's waiting after graduation: nothing sweet.
Lasts longer than your nerves
The weatherproof sticker is made of tough adhesive film with a scratch-resistant high-gloss UV varnish. It survives sun, rain, the dishwasher and the moment your boss says the weekend is „also a kind of rest“. The colours stay as fresh as you after three weeks of sick leave, and the chocolate lettering never runs, no matter how hot the open-plan office gets. The only bar that never melts, because it's already burnt through.
Specifications
- Size: 74 x 52 mm
- Use: Outdoor – weatherproof
- Material: 90µ adhesive film
- Colours: 4/0
- Finish: high-gloss UV varnish
Grab the Kinder Burnout sticker now, the treat for people who only know „time off“ from the dictionary. One portion is enough. For a whole lifetime.
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