Knockout Sticker – The Meme Sticker for Half Past Nine
Blue sky, white milk wave, dark blue lettering with a drop shadow: it looks like the milk and hazelnut wafer that, according to the adverts, lands on every German desk at half past nine sharp. Except this one says „Knockout“. Which is more honest, because that's exactly what happens: one bar of sugar, three minutes of joy, and then you're face down on the keyboard until lunch. The meme sticker for people who know at 9:30 that the day is already lost.
Where the Knockout lands
On your laptop, right next to the webcam, so everyone in the meeting can see why you've stopped blinking. On the office coffee machine, which loses the fight against the wafer every single day. On the locker of the trainee who falls asleep on the toilet at 9:35. On your gym bottle, where the third dumbbell after breakfast sends you to dreamland. On the flat-share fridge as a warning about the flatmate who always takes two. And on the festival cooler, where breakfast happens at half past three anyway and the knockout comes all by itself.
Gets back up before you do
The weatherproof sticker is made of tough adhesive film with a scratch-resistant high-gloss UV varnish. It survives sun, rain, the dishwasher and the coffee you spill across the keyboard while dozing off. The milk wave stays as white as your face after the second wafer, the blue as deep as your lunchtime nap. And while you get counted out for ten seconds after the bar, the sticker easily sticks around for ten years.
Specifications
- Size: 74 x 52 mm
- Use: Outdoor – weatherproof
- Material: 90µ adhesive film
- Colours: 4/0
- Finish: high-gloss UV varnish
Grab the Knockout sticker now, the mid-morning snack for everyone who gets nothing done after the snack anyway. Half past nine in Germany: ding ding.
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