Jammermeister Sticker – Dark Humour at 35 Percent Self-Pity
Orange, blackletter type, stag in a circle: anyone who has ever woken up in a village disco toilet knows the logo of the herbal liqueur with the stag. Only here the stag is crying fat tears and the label reads „Jammermeister“, which means master of whining. Fair enough. Shot one makes you funny, shot three makes you honest, shot five digs your ex out of your contacts. The dark humour sticker for everyone who ends every party sitting in the hallway, sobbing, explaining that they are actually really happy.
Where the stag weeps
On the cooler, so everyone knows how the night ends. On the hip flask, which only contains sorrow anyway. On the laptop of the colleague who questions his career after every after-work beer. On the gym bottle that's 90 percent water and 10 percent regret. On the flat-share fridge, where the liqueur has been lying next to the butter since New Year's Eve, waiting for its comeback. And on the bathroom mirror, for the morning after, when the only stag looking back at you is in worse shape than you are.
Stays stuck when you can't stand up anymore
The weatherproof sticker is made of tough adhesive film with a scratch-resistant high-gloss UV varnish. It survives sun, rain, festival mud and the night someone uses the cooler as a chair. The colours stay as orange as your memory of Saturday: bright, but blurry. And unlike your resolutions, the sticker is still there on Monday.
Specifications
- Size: 74 x 52 mm
- Use: Outdoor – weatherproof
- Material: 90µ adhesive film
- Colours: 4/0
- Finish: high-gloss UV varnish
Grab the Jammermeister sticker now, the only herbal liqueur where the hangover arrives before you've had a drink. Serve ice cold, cry warm.
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