To Die List Sticker – The Sad Sticker for People Without a Plan
Hand-drawn, two hands, one note: „TO DIE LIST“ at the top, „NOTHING“ crossed out in the middle, and „DIE“ in capitals underneath. It's the only to-do list you're guaranteed to tick off eventually, no productivity app required. No deadline pressure, no reminder, no due date except the one. The sad sticker for everyone who opens their calendar in the morning, finds nothing in it and is still tired. Nihilism, but in pencil.
Where the list hangs
On your laptop, next to the project tool with 47 open tasks that all sound more important than they are. On the flat-share fridge, right above the cleaning rota nobody has looked at since February. On the locker of the colleague who ends every meeting with „so what are our action items?“. On your gym bottle, where today's only goal was „show up“ and you've already done that. On the car, as an honest reply to the neighbour's „one goal every day“ bumper sticker. And on the coffee machine, because caffeine is the only thing on your list that ever worked.
Lasts longer than your motivation
The weatherproof sticker is made of tough adhesive film with a scratch-resistant high-gloss UV varnish. It survives sun, rain, the dishwasher and every New Year's Eve on which you resolve to finally keep lists. The pencil line doesn't smudge, the paper doesn't yellow, and unlike your actual plans this note never gets moved to „next week“. It just hangs there. Like you on the sofa.
Specifications
- Size: 74 x 52 mm
- Use: Outdoor – weatherproof
- Material: 90µ adhesive film
- Colours: 4/0
- Finish: high-gloss UV varnish
Grab the To Die List sticker now, the only list that takes care of itself. No rush, eventually. Until then: sofa.
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