Stag and Hen Stickers: 20 Ideas

Meikel B.Range · picks out the designs · 6 minutes

The sandwich board is the friendship-bracelet of stag and hen ideas: everyone's done it, nobody wants to see it again. Stickers are the opposite — they cost almost nothing, fit in a bum bag and end the night stuck on everything the group touched. Here are twenty ideas for stag and hen stickers: for cups, suitcases, the star of the show and everyone who survives the night.

Why stickers carry a stag or hen do better than a sandwich board

A stag or hen do has a problem: it's supposed to be funny, but has to be tolerable for twelve people with twelve different senses of humour, including the cousin who only came along because the bride wanted her there. Stickers solve this because everyone gets their own design — the heat level is picked per person, and nobody has to wear a T-shirt they'll never put on again.

On top of that: stickers end the night stuck to cups, suitcases, bottles and phone cases. They're the one stag-or-hen accessory that still reminds the group of the night months later, without sitting in a drawer.

For the star of the show

• "Testsieger Hurensohn, Note 1,0" ("Test winner: son of a bitch, grade A+") — the seal of approval for the groom. Official, certified, forever: See the design
• "Testsieger Superhupen" ("Test winner: super horn") — the seal for the bride, which she only finds on the bottle the next morning: See the design
• It's a Match — the moment that led to this whole night. On the star of the show's phone case: See the design
• Walking Red Flag — the warning label the partner should never see. Stick it somewhere only the group looks: See the design
• "Ich bin Pilot. Darf ich bei dir landen?" ("I'm a pilot. May I land on you?") — the pickup line as a reminder of how it all started: See the design

For the group

• "Auf unseren Nacken" ("On our tab") — the round's on us. On every cup, and it's actually true: See the party stickers
• "Testsieger Sauftest" ("Test winner: drinking test") — for the one person who makes it to the end: See the design
• "Testsieger Saufversager" ("Test winner: drinking failure") — for the other one, home in a taxi by eleven. Awarded the next day: See the design
• "Vollsuff — Loading…" ("Completely wasted — loading…") — the loading bar for the bottle that never hits a hundred: See the design
• "Vollrausch" ("Completely hammered") — the letters everyone remembers from childhood, the topic from adult life: See the design
• Anti Keta Keta Club — the streetwear logo with attitude, for the group that knows what it doesn't want: See the design
• "Wo geht der nächste Rave?" ("Where's the next rave?") — the only question that matters after midnight: See the design

From the range: the Malle Maus ("Mallorca Mouse") is our best-selling suitcase sticker before the season starts. We suspect most of those suitcases never actually fly to Mallorca. The sticker knows better.

For suitcases, cups and everything that travels with you

• Malle Maus ("Mallorca Mouse") — the Ballermann honour for the suitcase, wherever the trip actually goes: See the design
• Huso Reverse Card — the reverse card for every argument about whose round it is: See the design
• Eisbrecher ("Icebreaker") — for the person who introduces the group to the group next door. On the cup: See the design
• "Nett hier. Aber warst du schon mal in meinem Hotelzimmer?" ("Nice here. But have you seen my hotel room?") — on the suitcase, the line hotel staff read twice: See the design
• "90 % Mensch, 10 % Pferd" ("90% human, 10% horse") — the nutrition label for the state everyone's in after 3am: See the design

Heat level 4: by agreement only

The blunt sort belongs on a stag or hen do like the hangover the day after — but only if the group can take it and nobody reads along who shouldn't. Those designs live together at 18+ stickers; here's just the direction.

• Bumsbarkeit-Level ("Smashability level") — the scale nobody applied for: See the design
• "Testsieger Schwanzvergleich" ("Test winner: measuring contest") — the seal of approval for the groom, awarded by the bride: See the design
• "Nackt sehen" ("See you naked") — the line that's funny on the star of the show's cup exactly once: See the design

How to use the stickers on the day

The stag or hen do is over in one night. The sticker on the suitcase is still telling the story on the third holiday after.

Frequently asked questions

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Stag and hen stickers Seals for the star of the show, announcements for the group, parodies for the suitcase. Weatherproof, comes off without a trace, from €0.75.

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