Ficker Sticker – Dirty Sticker with Express Delivery
Pink background, magenta italics, the cheeky little tick at the end: anyone who has ever ordered beer and crisps at 11 pm knows the logo of the courier that rings your bell in 10 minutes. Only this one doesn't say the courier's name, it says „Ficker“, which is German for exactly what you think. Basically what the customers call him after the third order of the night anyway. The dirty sticker for people who can no longer tell delivery time from performance pressure.
Where the Ficker belongs
On your laptop, so somebody finally laughs in the Monday meeting. On your gym bottle, where everyone is judging performance anyway. On your bike helmet, if you are a courier yourself and want to earn your tips honestly. On your front door, so the real delivery guy knows what he's in for. And of course on the locker of the colleague who orders pasta every single night because his stove has been in its original packaging since 2021. Flat-share tip: stick it on the fridge and write „10 minutes, then it's gone“ underneath. Applies to beer and to flatmates.
Arrives faster than any delivery
The weatherproof sticker is made of tough adhesive film with a scratch-resistant high-gloss UV varnish. It survives sun, rain, the dishwasher and the moment your mum asks what that sticker is supposed to mean. The colours stay as loud as the app that brings you gummy bears at midnight. And unlike the delivery, the Ficker doesn't come in a paper bag: it sticks wherever you slap it. And stays. For years. Like a bad reputation, only glossy.
Specifications
- Size: 74 x 52 mm
- Use: Outdoor – weatherproof
- Material: 90µ adhesive film
- Colours: 4/0
- Finish: high-gloss UV varnish
Grab the Ficker sticker now and put the logo where it belongs. Shipping takes longer than 10 minutes, but the sticker lasts longer than the courier in your stairwell.
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